You'll never find a Nessie in a zoo!

YOU'LL NEVER FIND A NESSIE IN A ZOO!

The Family-Ness is a British cartoon series produced in 1983. It was first broadcast on BBC One from 5 October 1984 to 29 March 1985, and it was created by Peter Maddocks of Maddocks Cartoon Productions. The single "You'll Never Find a Nessie in the Zoo" was written by Roger and Gavin Greenaway.

You can knock it,
You can rock it,
You can go to Timbuktu,
But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo!
You may see an Anaconda, or Giraffe and Kangaroo,
But you'll never see a Nessie in a zoo!